I've got my mouth. It's a weapon. It's a bombshell. It's a cannon. I've got my words.

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

(via damn-funny)

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21 hours ago

naamahdarling:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

SO. CUTE.

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Posted
21 hours ago

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

(via gnarly)

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21 hours ago

taint3ed:

LMAOOOOOOO

MY GRANDMA DOES THIS.

(Source: wavymeech, via damn-funny)

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Posted
4 days ago

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

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Posted
1 week ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr  Responses photoset

I laughed so hard at the gay one

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1 week ago
godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCKIT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.


SO HAPPY.

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCK
IT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

SO HAPPY.

(Source: derpygrooves, via lulz-time)

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197727
Posted
1 week ago

Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?

(Source: nayaswifee, via vausemern)

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8228
Posted
1 week ago

I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via gnarly)

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Posted
1 week ago
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